The World Is A Stage and Everyone Is Method Acting
The world really is a stage now, and everyone is method acting. The audience is global. The spotlight is always on because the stage is digital. Call it whatever you want—social media, the Metaverse, the Matrix. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that millions of Americans are no longer living their lives. They’re performing their lives.
What If Santa Claus Was Black?
The Black Santa crusade is a political and cultural grift. White liberals play Geppetto, pulling identity-politics strings to keep their black puppets dancing to the rhythm of racism and making sure the balance of power stays in their favor. Symbolism is cheaper than repentance.
The Industrial Revolution of Romance Has Been A Disaster
The Industrial Revolution of Romance turns everything into a commodity to be profited from. It's the neoliberal dream—turning people into products.
Nothing to See Here Folks
Just weeks after President Trump and HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sounded alarm bells about potential neurodevelopment risks linked to acetaminophen, Kimberly-Clark swoops in and buys Kenvue Inc.—the parent company of Tylenol—in one of the largest corporate takeovers in history. If you listen closely enough, you might hear the PR teams whispering, "Quick, change the narrative before anyone connects the dots."
When Martyrs Die, Demons Rejoice
May the faithful live to be the salt and the light. May the spirit of Charlie Kirk roar louder than the cackling cowards online.
A Parody of The Modern Christian Church
It quickly became an exhibit of how modern Christendom divides itself into smaller and smaller fractions while apparently chasing the same resurrected Lord.
WNBA's Toy Story
But why didn't the mysterious crypto guys throw dildos during a baseball game? Or a pro wrestling event? It's because the WNBA puts its lewd sexual identity politics on full display.
The Good News About Uber’s Feminist Stunt
Whether intentional or not, Uber's new pilot program is a corporate nod to a longstanding American principle many of us have forgotten—freedom of association.
What If Malcolm X Debated Nick Fuentes?
Both Malcolm X (NOI version) and Nick Fuentes, in this imagined scenario, are racial dope dealers. They offer the cheap high of collective grievance based on surface-level attributes.
Can 100 Unarmed Men Take Down a Single Gorilla in a Fight?
The gorilla represents truth and reality. It is imposing, undeniable, immovable, and often unforgiving. The 100 men represent our modern liberal culture.
Austin Metcalf, Karmelo Anthony, and America's Heirlooms of Hate
Racial disharmony is the great American inheritance. We didn't earn it. We didn't ask for it. But we have carried it from generation to generation like a family heirloom because nobody has the courage to throw it in the trash.

