What If Santa Claus Was Black?
The Black Santa crusade is a political and cultural grift. White liberals play Geppetto, pulling identity-politics strings to keep their black puppets dancing to the rhythm of racism and making sure the balance of power stays in their favor. Symbolism is cheaper than repentance.
Why The GOP Should Embrace The Bourgeois Class
If the GOP wants to stay effective after Trump, it needs to remember an inconvenient truth about revolutions, reforms, and lasting political coalitions. These movements are rarely led by the poorest. They are led by the bourgeois.
There Are No Winners In The Megan Thee Stallion Saga
On the surface, sure, Meg and her team are securing victories in court. But dig beneath the media-curated veneer, and you'll see a more sobering truth: everyone took an L—Megan, Tory Lanez, blogger Milagro Gramz, and the free press.
The Industrial Revolution of Romance Has Been A Disaster
The Industrial Revolution of Romance turns everything into a commodity to be profited from. It's the neoliberal dream—turning people into products.
Welcome to Massa's House, Nicki
Nicki Minaj has officially had her invitation to "the cookout" revoked. She has to join the rest of the "coons" in Massa's House. And all for expressing a little gratitude.
The Silver Lining of Zohran Becoming NYC Mayor
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get better. Because that's how politics and life work—it swings like a pendulum. From one extreme to the other. Sometimes it swings right, sometimes it swings left. When people have tolerated failure for long enough, they long for something different.
Nothing to See Here Folks
Just weeks after President Trump and HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sounded alarm bells about potential neurodevelopment risks linked to acetaminophen, Kimberly-Clark swoops in and buys Kenvue Inc.—the parent company of Tylenol—in one of the largest corporate takeovers in history. If you listen closely enough, you might hear the PR teams whispering, "Quick, change the narrative before anyone connects the dots."
There Will Always Be A King
The troubling part of this ordeal is that these people are not against kings. They just want their king in charge. That's why the protests are just political theater. The real genesis of the outrage is spiritual.
When Martyrs Die, Demons Rejoice
May the faithful live to be the salt and the light. May the spirit of Charlie Kirk roar louder than the cackling cowards online.
A Parody of The Modern Christian Church
It quickly became an exhibit of how modern Christendom divides itself into smaller and smaller fractions while apparently chasing the same resurrected Lord.
WNBA's Toy Story
But why didn't the mysterious crypto guys throw dildos during a baseball game? Or a pro wrestling event? It's because the WNBA puts its lewd sexual identity politics on full display.

