Things are going to get a lot worse before they get better. Because that's how politics and life work—it swings like a pendulum. From one extreme to the other. Sometimes it swings right, sometimes it swings left. When people have tolerated failure for long enough, they long for something different.

Just weeks after President Trump and HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sounded alarm bells about potential neurodevelopment risks linked to acetaminophen, Kimberly-Clark swoops in and buys Kenvue Inc.—the parent company of Tylenol—in one of the largest corporate takeovers in history. If you listen closely enough, you might hear the PR teams whispering, "Quick, change the narrative before anyone connects the dots."

The troubling part of this ordeal is that these people are not against kings. They just want their king in charge. That's why the protests are just political theater. The real genesis of the outrage is spiritual.

May the faithful live to be the salt and the light. May the spirit of Charlie Kirk roar louder than the cackling cowards online.

This is why Aunt Jemima was removed from the syrup bottle. Not that long ago, Aunt Jemima and the Quaker Oats guy were the universal symbols of breakfast. The activists had Jemima cancelled, probably because she was smiling.

It quickly became an exhibit of how modern Christendom divides itself into smaller and smaller fractions while apparently chasing the same resurrected Lord.

But why didn't the mysterious crypto guys throw dildos during a baseball game? Or a pro wrestling event? It's because the WNBA puts its lewd sexual identity politics on full display.

Whether intentional or not, Uber's new pilot program is a corporate nod to a longstanding American principle many of us have forgotten—freedom of association.

Why would an engaged man with four kids jeopardize his family, his Christian image, and his soul with a Hip-Hop harlot? You can sum it up in one secular, crass, degenerate phrase: Ain't no p***y like new p***y.

There are over 750,000 words in The Bible (slightly more or less depending on the version), and modern Christianity has boiled it down to 8: be nice; don't judge anyone, ever; tolerate everything. These are the false virtues of modern Christianity.

Both Malcolm X (NOI version) and Nick Fuentes, in this imagined scenario, are racial dope dealers. They offer the cheap high of collective grievance based on surface-level attributes.

The gorilla represents truth and reality. It is imposing, undeniable, immovable, and often unforgiving. The 100 men represent our modern liberal culture.