There Are No Winners In The Megan Thee Stallion Saga
Headlines claim that Megan Thee Stallion prevailed victorious.
"Megan Thee Stallion Wins Defamation Suit Against Blogger," declares NBC News.
"Megan Thee Stallion Wins at Trial Over Deepfake Porn Video and Harassment," says Rolling Stone magazine.
These headlines paint only a small part of the story. On the surface, sure, Meg and her team are securing victories in court. But dig beneath the media-curated veneer, and you'll see a more sobering truth: everyone took an L—Megan, Tory Lanez, blogger Milagro Gramz, and the free press.
If you want to understand America in the year of our algorithm 2025, you have to let go of the idea that there are heroes in Hollywood. These idols are just cautionary tales to learn from.
Let's rewind to 2020. Rapper Tory Lanez was convicted of shooting Hip-Hop megastar Megan Thee Stallion in the foot after the couple left a party at Kylie Jenner's Hollywood home (you know, because COVID lockdowns were only for working-class peasants, not famous celebrities). Lanez was sentenced to a decade in prison.
We'll get the obvious out of the way: Tory Lanez is a clear loser here. He is an example of how spiritual wickedness attacks broken homes. His mother died when he was eleven. His father shuffled Tory and his five siblings around the country due to his missionary work. By fifteen, he was living in Toronto on his own: raised by the streets and gang culture. A young man with musical talent had his gifts perverted to create anthems of nihilism and hedonism. I'm not saying Tory is blameless. He still pulled the trigger, and now, he is likely to sit in prison until 2029.
But if you think Megan Thee Stallion is the hero, you are sorely mistaken. Even though she took a bullet, she is the biggest fraud and loser in this whole story. MTS is a classic spurious feminist. She is an iron-willed independent woman, a boss babe, a bad b*tch, as long as it benefits her. When it's advantageous to play the damsel in distress, she'll switch faster than Clark Kent in a phone booth. The thirty-year-old rapper presents herself in a trashy, obnoxious, masculine fashion, and then wants to be soft and feminine as a PR stunt. Did you see the video of her cooking for her new boyfriend, NBA player Klay Thompson? Looks completely staged.
Megan Thee Stallion shows off all the food she cooked for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃👩🏾🍳
— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) November 28, 2025
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MTS, like most female rappers, is a well-paid corporate escort. She is a modern-day Delilah. She will gyrate and sell her body to the highest bidder, whether it's Kamala Harris and the DNC, Ozempic, Amazon, McDonald's, Popeyes, or whatever company that wants to use sex to sell their product.
Megan isn't a powerless participant tossed about by forces beyond her control. She is a willing partner in a machine that commodifies attention and sexualizes everything it touches.
It's because of her penchant for sexual lewdness that emboldened Milagro Gramz to promote an AI porn video of Megan. Born Miagro Cooper, Gramz is a blogger and Hip-Hop commentator who was sued last year for allegedly working in concert with Tory Lanez to spread misinformation about Megan. A federal court in Miami found Cooper liable for boosting the video's online reach. Her penalty? Paying $59,000 in damages and emotional distress.
The algorithms that are increasingly running our lives are programmed to tap into our lowest, animalistic desires. They don't reward restraint. They don't elevate virtue. They don't monetize decency. The digital gods of Silicon Valley provoke lust, rage, envy, and tribalism. Milagro Gramz was a willing participant in the ecosystem.
This is where the so-called "free press" should have stepped in like a referee and restored order. Instead, what did we get? Cheerleaders, hype men, and corporate lackeys who traded journalistic integrity for access. The press used to interrogate the rich and powerful. Now it defends them for a few shekels of silver and an invite to an afterparty. It used to punch up and hold the celebrity class accountable. Now it grovels down for reposts and ad dollars, waving pom-poms for whichever elite is fashionable this week.
Megan's pom pom wavers in corporate media never mentioned or questioned certain facts in the ordeal: she didn't report the shooting until four days later, she changed her story a few times last year, including that she stepped on glass, and she apparently lied to Gayle King on CBS News about being romantically involved with Tory Lanez.
Read those headlines again. "Megan Thee Stallion Wins Defamation Suit." "Megan Thee Stallion Wins at Trial." What exactly did she win? Truth? Clarity? Accountability? Justice? Or just the media spin war? Newsrooms have turned into PR firms for the elites and their puppets.
There are no winners in this saga because the culture itself is the casualty. Young, talented men end up in jail, young women become Hollywood harlots, professionalism is sacrificed for attention, and the "free" press is apathetic to all of it.
This story is like the 2008 Detroit Lions. No wins. Just Ls.
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