The title of this piece sounds hyperbolic. Trust me, it's not. Magic City Monday is shaping up to be the Super Bowl of the Sexual Olympics. All the pimps, prostitutes, and pedophiles will show up and show out.

When Kevin Durant plays his first game for the Phoenix Suns, he should don the number 48. It represents the antiwork, communist-sympathizing, Marxist mentality elite athletes have adopted.

The headline of this piece is one of the most obvious statements in sports. It is like saying water is wet.