Whether intentional or not, Uber's new pilot program is a corporate nod to a longstanding American principle many of us have forgotten—freedom of association.

Why would an engaged man with four kids jeopardize his family, his Christian image, and his soul with a Hip-Hop harlot? You can sum it up in one secular, crass, degenerate phrase: Ain't no p***y like new p***y.

There are over 750,000 words in The Bible (slightly more or less depending on the version), and modern Christianity has boiled it down to 8: be nice; don't judge anyone, ever; tolerate everything. These are the false virtues of modern Christianity.