This Is What A 72-Year-Old Bachelor Looks Like

Bill Belichick is one of the most accomplished coaches in American sports. He is an 8-time Super Bowl champion (6 as a head coach, twice as an assistant), 3-time Coach of the Year winner, and holds numerous NFL head coaching records. Yet, at Thursday's NFL Honors showcase, where the league announces the award winners for the season, Belichick looked pitiful. He looked like an insecure man, led by his penis and seeking adulation. News flash: this is how all bachelors look when they get older.

The 72-year-old Belichick arrived at the awards show in New Orleans with his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson. Hudson is a cosmetology graduate and a Miss Maine USA pageant runner-up. Their 48-year age gap quickly became a source of jokes, including from the night's host, Snoop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg really went there, oh my 💀💀pic.twitter.com/ABKjAFOGBI

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"I've been a football fan for a long, long time. I mean, I remember back when the Cowboys was good."

"I remember back when the Chiefs was bad."

"And I remember...Bill Belichick's girlfriend wasn't even born yet?"

Good one, but that's rich coming from the "paragon of virtue," Snoop Doggy Dogg.

To most modern men, "Bachelor" Bill is living his best life. He's accomplished, famous, has a smoking-hot piece of eye candy on his arm, and enough money to buy all the Viagra he needs.

However, to the traditional God-fearing man, Belichick is a shell of his former self. He chose winning championships on the football field over being a champion in his household. He wanted a hot fling over a covenantal marriage. Belichick and his wife, Debby, divorced in 2006. Coaching at the highest level in the NFL requires sacrifice. He sacrificed his marriage. The following year, Belichick entered a relationship with a woman named Linda Holliday that ended in 2023.

“Belichick sporting all his Super Bowl rings with a half-naked woman young enough to be his granddaughter wasn’t a display of confidence. It wasn’t a flex. It was insecurity in a fancy suit.”

Now, Jordan Hudson is his concubine who was born the year he won his first Super Bowl with the New England Patriots. The two met each other four years ago when she was 20. What do they see in each other? Was Bill impressed with her passion for skincare? Is Jordan impressed with Bill's football acumen? Let's not kid ourselves. Jordan saw dollar signs and Bill was thinking about how good the orgasms would be. We should all admit that the 48-year age difference is offputting.

Belichick has been under the discipleship of the anti-family manosphere movement. The Jehovah of the manosphere is Andrew Tate, the 38-year-old kickboxer-turned-internet-guru who owns a "PHD (Pimpin' Hoes Degree)." The self-proclaimed "Top G" has nearly 11 million followers on X, and is touted as "The Most Googled Man on Earth." Belichick has taken Tate's messaging to heart—when you start chasing money, women will chase you.

That might sound good when you are young, in your physical prime with 2% body fat, and millions of dollars in discretionary income. But when you are north of age 70, it reeks of insecurity. A late-life crisis, if you will.

Belichick sporting all his Super Bowl rings with a half-naked woman young enough to be his granddaughter wasn't a display of confidence. It wasn't a flex. It was insecurity in a fancy suit. It was a PG-13 version of (Kan)Ye and his wife, Bianca Censori, at the 2025 Grammys or Russell Wilson and Ciara at the 2023 Oscars. A man who prostitutes his wife in front of dozens of cameras is either an insecure narcissist or a simp.

Furthermore, we are talking about Bill freaking Belichick. He is a football legend. Everyone in that room knows he has 8 Super Bowl rings. Wearing all of them to the awards show is akin to a rapper wearing 8 diamond chains around his neck. Belichick, who should be a classy example for his peers on and off the field, looked like an NFL rookie who signed his first multi-million dollar contract.

The biblical Pharaoh of Exodus is often idolized for his wealth, power, and grandeur. The ruler of Egypt had silk robes, multiple wives, enormous palaces, and an endless supply of gold, diamonds, and rubies. People remember the power, wealth, and prestige and forget how it all ended. He thought he was bigger than God. Multiple plagues, coupled with extreme stubbornness, were the downfall of the Pharaoh.

Similarly, people are entranced with the wealth and status of young bachelors, forgetting how pathetic and insecure they look as they age. How will Andrew Tate, Coach Greg Adams, and the Fresh and Fit guys come across when they are in their 70s parading around with women who just graduated college?

With guys like "Bachelor" Bill setting the example, it's no wonder why young men are culturally and spiritually lost.