This is why Aunt Jemima was removed from the syrup bottle. Not that long ago, Aunt Jemima and the Quaker Oats guy were the universal symbols of breakfast. The activists had Jemima cancelled, probably because she was smiling.

It quickly became an exhibit of how modern Christendom divides itself into smaller and smaller fractions while apparently chasing the same resurrected Lord.

But why didn't the mysterious crypto guys throw dildos during a baseball game? Or a pro wrestling event? It's because the WNBA puts its lewd sexual identity politics on full display.